phil: i wish humans had faces like this

10:13 am | ♥ 265 | via & src


cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

“everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back”

(via kxthleen)


*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

7:31 am | ♥ 5696 | via & src


when u and ur friends look fresh af



what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye


when u want meatloaf but they won’t give u meatloaf


9:49 pm | ♥ 5982 | via & src